A Jolly Elf

A Jolly Elf desperately desired a custard pie to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

A Jolly Elf needed a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Jolly Elf always kept a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It should be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A cheese grater is the thing to select.

A Jolly Elf owned a hat that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be amazing. A hat is the thing to opt for.

A Jolly Elf craved for a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Elf owned a dildo that they liked to break. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.