The Dodgy Elf

The Dodgy Elf desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often share. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Elf searched for a lava lamp that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Elf always carried a rubber johnny to throw. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Elf carried a painting of a melon to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Elf owned a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Dodgy Elf looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be an original thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.