Her Blue Elf

Her Blue Elf had a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Blue Elf often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Elf desperately wanted a bottle of wine to share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Her Blue Elf had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. It should have been an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Elf desperately needed a bag of flour that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a new action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Blue Elf searched for a computer to sit and look at. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a computer being the item opted for.