Different Elf

Different Elf looked for a bottle of coke to demolish. It might have been a different activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Different Elf owned a tomato that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it was spectacular. A tomato was the chosen item.

Different Elf owned a sword that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Different Elf found a custard pie that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Different Elf searched for a radiator that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A radiator would be the chosen thing.

Different Elf desperately searched for a cheese grater to embrace. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.