Her Boring Elf

Her Boring Elf had a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Her Boring Elf desperately needed a sword that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword is the item to opt for.

Her Boring Elf had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Her Boring Elf found a chocolate bar that they would demolish. It would have been a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Elf found a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Boring Elf needed a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.