His Troubled Elf

His Troubled Elf wanted a bottle of beer that they would worship. One might say this is a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

His Troubled Elf always kept a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be epic. A little monkey is the thing to opt for.

His Troubled Elf desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

His Troubled Elf desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Elf wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Troubled Elf looked for a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.