The Fat Elf

The Fat Elf desperately searched for a spade that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Elf desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Fat Elf desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Fat Elf had a mug that they would break. It might have been an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Elf always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Fat Elf craved for a ball that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.