The Grumpy Elf

The Grumpy Elf desired a custard pie that they would hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Elf had a chocolate bar that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Elf always kept a spade that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Elf always kept a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an original proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Elf always carried a vibrator that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be exciting. A vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Elf desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing opted for.