Her Scary Elf

Her Scary Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Elf always had with them a big sponge that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Scary Elf wanted a pint of beer that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Her Scary Elf often carried a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Elf always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would break. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Her Scary Elf wanted a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It should be a curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a helmet was the chosen item.