The Little Elf

The Little Elf always had with them a cup to sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Little Elf often carried a little monkey that they would often worship. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Elf wanted a dildo that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Little Elf had a wig that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Little Elf searched for a radiator that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Little Elf desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.