My Tired Elf

My Tired Elf desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

My Tired Elf craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Tired Elf desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

My Tired Elf craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. It might be a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

My Tired Elf often carried a wig that they would smash. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Elf carried a ball that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.