My Cheerful Elf

My Cheerful Elf owned a stapler that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.

My Cheerful Elf desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

My Cheerful Elf desperately needed a spade to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade of all things.

My Cheerful Elf always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Cheerful Elf looked for a radiator that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

My Cheerful Elf wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A painting of a melon was the chosen thing.