Her Naughty Elf

Her Naughty Elf desperately searched for a dildo to put down their trousers. It would have been a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it

Her Naughty Elf looked for a stapler to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Elf desired a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Her Naughty Elf carried a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It is a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Her Naughty Elf desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Her Naughty Elf desperately desired a ball that they would often hug. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.