My Exciting Elf

My Exciting Elf craved for a teapot that they sometimes break. It might be a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a teapot of all things.

My Exciting Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Exciting Elf carried a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen thing.

My Exciting Elf found a cup that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a cup is the item to select.

My Exciting Elf desperately needed a stretchman that they would often throw. This could be considered a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

My Exciting Elf needed a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.