Their Handsome Elf

Their Handsome Elf desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. It should be a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Their Handsome Elf desperately needed a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a spade is the item to choose.

Their Handsome Elf desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Their Handsome Elf desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

Their Handsome Elf found a computer that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be miraculous. A computer being the thing selected.

Their Handsome Elf desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.