My Fucking Elf

My Fucking Elf desired a helmet that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen thing.

My Fucking Elf craved for a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item opted for.

My Fucking Elf always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

My Fucking Elf looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Fucking Elf had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar having that done to it

My Fucking Elf had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes hug. This seems a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.