The Weary Elf

The Weary Elf needed a porno magazine that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Weary Elf always kept a sponge that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. A sponge was the chosen thing.

The Weary Elf desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bag of flour is the item to select.

The Weary Elf desperately wanted a computer that they would share. It might have been a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Weary Elf carried a mug that they sometimes worship. This seems a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Elf needed a CD player that they would often annihilate It is a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. A CD player is the thing to choose.