Elixir

You think smoking some bud makes you feel good, you haven't felt nothin'. Try soaking down some Elixir one day and see what it feels like to be filled from head to toe with the heavenly life-force of God HimSelf! It's both intensely invigorating and rejuvenating, filling you with energy and vitality but also a deep peace and calmness that seems to radiate out of your every cell.

It don't matter how down you are or how bad your vitals happen to be, if you pop one of these bad boys, you're going to be floating on cloud 9 and loving every second of it.