Three most awkward funny situation happen with me

I have three.

The first was during a play. We were doing a melodrama and my part was to wear a can-can dancer and hold up signs or get the audience rowdy or get them to boo or clap. I also had some very humorous lines.

This was like the dress…yes it was short. This was a high school play btw

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So it was the second night, I sat like a queen in my chair by the front of the stage when I noticed a lot of boys were moving seats to get closer to where I was. I thought maybe they needed to read the signs and thought nothing of it until after the show and my mom and dad came over and said when I was sitting and sat with my leg crossed over the other, it showed a lot of skin if you get the hint.

The next night, I bought and wore butt shorts.

The next one was when I was dressing in my car before vet tech classes. We were going into the pens with the animal and did not want to get poop on my expensive Jean's. So I decided to change in my car. It went good until my elbow hit the horn and made everybody in the parking lot turn to me. Fun fun.

The last was at Disneyland, well California adventure. I was wearing a beautiful hippy like skirt and a tight, tied up black shirt. I wanted to go on the tower of terror ride because nothing bad can happen.

Well, flowly dresses and sudden drops leave for some interesting disaster and luckily the camera caught it as evidence. Luckily I was at least wearing cute undies.

I did not end up buying the picture but I have a feeling the park made some money on picture buying that day.

I learned that you should always wear bike shorts at all times if wearing a dress or skirt