Nyonya

in #esteem โ€ข 7 years ago
  • GIBOL, CRAZY * โšฝ
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A lady, with a tent of groceries, came to the counter. She opened her purse, to retrieve her wallet. Si cashier sees no remote control tv in the bag the lady.

Wonder to see that, the cashier kepo mbak, "Mother always take the tv remote everywhere?"

the nonya replied, "Actually baseball, only my husband refused nganterin shopping.Yeah, I take his remote tv."

  • Moral story: Always accompany wife run her hobby * ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

The story continues.

the cashier mbak, with great regret to say, the transaction can not be done.

"Why?" the witch asked.

"Your husband has already blocked your credit card ..." ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

  • Moral story: honor your husband's hobby * ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

The story continues again.

the lady took out her husband's credit card. And thank goodness ... according to the cashier mbak, the card is not blocked.

  • Moral story: Do not look down on your wife's ingenuity *

Story still continues ...

After the card is swiped, on the machine screen a message appears: Enter the access code sent to your phone ...

  • Morale story: when men always lose, the machine is always ready to help *

The story still continues.

The lady smiled, took a smartphone from her bag. Of course her husband HP. He read out the incoming access code to the mobile phone. she brings her husband's HP in order not to call ... just to find the remote control.

Long story short, he came home with a cart of shopping. Happily.

  • Moral story: do not take lightly the wife who keselnya already until the crown *

There's still a story going on.

once the lady came home, the house was quiet. Blank. Gate locked. But at the gate there is writing. "Remote control tv is gone.I'm just a kid looking for a place nobar.If there is nothing, call me yes dear ...."

And the lady can not enter the house.

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  • Moral story: when it's a ball affair ... the wives mending deh ... rather than-than *
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