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oh shit!
SEE WHAT you did?
I'm gonna have to investigate Oak Island!

That's the island that supposedly has a shit load of pirate tresure buried in it, and they keep digging down, and down, and down, and down. and keep find odd things. it's a mystery, like the lost dutchman mine in the sierra madres mountains, or the fountain of youth. Oak Island is just the newest mystery I knew of.

coconut fibers...?
TONS AND TONS?

supposedly it dates for the early 1700s?

or even earlier?

how could that MAGNITUDE of construction be completed then?