Drunk Super Man

Super Man has been a teetotaler for almost all his life, because he didn't know what would become of him if he drinks alcohol. But after being convinced by his friend, he decided to taste wine - hmm, it wasn't too bad after all.

_Pixabay

But he didn't notice that many things had already changed in him, and that included the excessive appetite for wine that he suddenly developed. He would normally "bench" one bottle of spirit at a single sitting.

One day, he went to the bar as usual to get some Italian spirit. But he took an excess of six bottles of the damn spirit, and he was feeling very drunk. He went straight to the next table where a woman was sitting and drinking too. The woman didn't know he was Super Man - obviously, she was drunk too.

Super Man: Hello ma'am, I have an elixir which I can drink and I will fly off the top of the building without getting hurt.

Woman: Oh my!! Really!! Well, I won't believe until I see some evidences.

Super Man drinks a "bottle of spirit" (which he claimed to be elixir) and jumps off from the building and lands safely.

Super Man: See ma'am; I told you this elixir is the bomb. I can fly.

Woman: I didn't see it the first time; you need to repeat it.

Super Man repeats the same process

Super Man: Told ya.

Woman: Okay give me this elixir let me drink and fly too.

Woman drinks the stuff, jumps off from the building; falls freely; the ground broke her fall, and she broke her neck

Bar Man: (walks in) - Damn!! Super Man is drunk again! He's such a pain in the arse.

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