A lovers' Quarrel

I thought I'd try my hand at @jayna's #fiftywords challenge, so this is my entry!

Honey, you're like spicy cheese balls with jalapeno!

Cheese balls!? You dare to compare me with something so mundane as cheese balls?

Well, a crusty shell to protect from the prying eye, hot and spicy insides, that becomes soft and welcoming – given time.

Well Mister, it appears you’re quite smooth.