The Confused Fish

The Confused Fish always carried a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Fish had a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Fish always kept a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Fish had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Confused Fish always kept a wig that they would occasionally break. It should have been an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Fish always kept a bag of flour that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.