My Confused Fish

My Confused Fish owned a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who thought it was simply life. A block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Fish desperately looked for a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

My Confused Fish searched for a radiator that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

My Confused Fish owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Fish looked for a teapot that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

My Confused Fish always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes share. One might say this is an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.