His Confused Fish

His Confused Fish always kept a CD player that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly different idea, to my children, but not to the Fish, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item chosen.

His Confused Fish desired a pencil sharpener that they would put on his head. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

His Confused Fish had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

His Confused Fish looked for a sponge that they liked to experiment on. It was a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

His Confused Fish desperately desired a toilet brush that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

His Confused Fish owned a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item selected.