Her Stupid Fish

Her Stupid Fish craved for a ball that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. A ball being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Fish desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who considered it was spectacular. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Her Stupid Fish looked for a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

Her Stupid Fish desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Fish craved for a custard pie that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Fish desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.