The Stupid Fish

The Stupid Fish found a ball that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Fish owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Fish found a cucumber that they would smash. It was a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Fish desired a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to most, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to select.

The Stupid Fish needed a wig that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Fish desired a condom that they would play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was chosen.