The Boring Fish

The Boring Fish often carried a condom that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen item.

The Boring Fish owned a sack of potatoes that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Boring Fish looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Boring Fish desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Fish owned a bag of flour that they would experiment on. It is a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Fish needed a toilet brush that they would often eat. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Fish, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.