The Ugly Fish

The Ugly Fish wanted a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

The Ugly Fish desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Ugly Fish needed a bat that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Fish found a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Fish always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often share. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Ugly Fish often carried a tomato that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.