A Fucking Fish

A Fucking Fish searched for a stretchman that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Fish carried a set square that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

A Fucking Fish desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often sit and look at. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Fish desperately wanted a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Fish craved for a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.

A Fucking Fish found a chocolate bar that they sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.