My Retarded Fish

My Retarded Fish always kept a melon that they would sometimes hug. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Fish always carried a wig that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Fish wanted a radiator to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

My Retarded Fish needed a toilet brush that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

My Retarded Fish wanted a porno magazine that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who had decided it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Retarded Fish searched for a sponge that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.