His Purple Fish

His Purple Fish needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Fish carried a wig that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

His Purple Fish always carried a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the item opted for.

His Purple Fish desperately searched for a hat that they would sleep with. It might have been a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was simply life. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.

His Purple Fish desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

His Purple Fish often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.