The Fucking Fish

The Fucking Fish found a teapot that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Fish desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird action, to some, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Fucking Fish always carried a bag of flour that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Fish found a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Fish needed a teapot that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Fucking Fish desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.