The Retarded Fish

The Retarded Fish looked for a mug that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Fish had a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Retarded Fish searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Retarded Fish often carried a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. It should be a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Fish wanted a set square that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Fish carried a custard pie that they liked to share. This is certainly a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.