Anxious Fish

Anxious Fish desperately wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A vibrator having that done to it

Anxious Fish looked for a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Anxious Fish always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Anxious Fish desired a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Fish, who thought it would be simply life. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Anxious Fish desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Anxious Fish found a mug that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.