The Scary Fish

The Scary Fish looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Scary Fish always kept a porno magazine that they liked to smash. It would be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be magnificent. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Scary Fish always kept a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Fish looked for a wig that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Scary Fish looked for a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

The Scary Fish carried a stapler that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.