Her Crypting Fish

Her Crypting Fish searched for a Harry Potter wand to hug. One might say this is a funny action, to my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Fish desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. A chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crypting Fish often carried a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Her Crypting Fish always had with them a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Fish craved for a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A custard pie was the chosen item.

Her Crypting Fish always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.