My Worrisome Fish

My Worrisome Fish desperately desired a toilet brush to rub on his belly. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Fish desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

My Worrisome Fish needed a wig that they would sometimes play with. It was a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Fish desperately looked for a pint of cider to sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

My Worrisome Fish wanted a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Fish always carried a condom that they would sometimes break. It would be a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a condom being the item selected.