The Retarded Fish

The Retarded Fish craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Fish searched for a pen that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Fish desperately looked for a spade to experiment on. It was a funny action, to most, but not to the Fish, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Fish always carried a computer that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to select.

The Retarded Fish desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Fish had a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.