Depressed Fish

Depressed Fish needed a painting of a melon that they would often throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

Depressed Fish found a dildo that they would sometimes break. It should be an unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

Depressed Fish desperately needed a dildo that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

Depressed Fish wanted a stretchman to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

Depressed Fish desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to throw. It would have been a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Depressed Fish desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was chosen.