His Beautiful Fish

His Beautiful Fish wanted a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Fish always carried a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

His Beautiful Fish often carried a helmet that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Fish always kept a condom that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Fish looked for a bottle of coke to hug. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to many, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Fish desperately desired a stapler that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. A stapler would be the item chosen.