The Chinese Fish

The Chinese Fish always had with them a computer that they would often put up their bum. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Fish desired a cucumber that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Chinese Fish desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Fish searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Chinese Fish craved for a vibrator that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a new action, to most, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Chinese Fish always kept a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it