His Eccentric Fish

His Eccentric Fish desperately searched for a can of Tango to eat. It should have been an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to select.

His Eccentric Fish found a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Fish desired a stretchman that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item selected.

His Eccentric Fish carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Fish carried a bag of poop that they would often share. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Fish, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Fish desired a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.