The Confused Fish

The Confused Fish owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Confused Fish always kept a mug to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Confused Fish looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Confused Fish owned a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Confused Fish always kept a set of lego that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Fish desperately searched for a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A crown would be the thing that was selected.