The Tired Fish

The Tired Fish searched for a rubber johnny that they would often worship. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Fish looked for a mug that they would often hug. This is certainly a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Fish always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. This seems a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Fish desperately searched for a cheese grater to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Fish often carried a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It would be an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Fish, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Fish desired a lava lamp that they liked to throw. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.