A Retarded Fish

A Retarded Fish desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly original exercise, to my children, but not to the Fish, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Fish desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Retarded Fish always had with them a set square to cuddle. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Fish carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

A Retarded Fish desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

A Retarded Fish always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.