Her Horny Fish

Her Horny Fish wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Horny Fish always kept a crown that they liked to experiment on. It should be a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a crown is the item to opt for.

Her Horny Fish always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Fish looked for a chocolate bar that they would drop. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Horny Fish needed a block of cheese that they sometimes embrace. This seems a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Her Horny Fish searched for a condom that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.