A Fucking Fish

A Fucking Fish desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Fish wanted a hat that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Fish desired a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny having that done to it

A Fucking Fish desperately craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. It was a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Fish owned a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a crown of all things.

A Fucking Fish desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. This seems an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.