The Tired Fish

The Tired Fish owned a block of cheese to break. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Tired Fish owned a stapler that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A stapler being the thing selected.

The Tired Fish carried a crown that they sometimes play with. It would be a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a crown was the chosen item.

The Tired Fish desperately craved for a bat to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat being the item selected.

The Tired Fish found a toilet brush to worship. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Fish desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.